Miya Bhai Dialogues – Tapori Dialogues – WhatsApp Miya Bhai Status

Miya Bhai Dialogues – Tapori Dialogues – WhatsApp Miya Bhai Status

 

Meri Khopdi ki Jhopdi Hilaya…….
Toh teri Hasti Ki Basti Jala dalunga

Mehek whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
pine se zindagi khatam nahi hoti.
Botal k sath ho agar namkin or gold flake,
to zindagi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti…

Jo baat hai CHARAS me nahi hai sharab me,
aati hai dum lagane se masti shabab me.
tharre me champian me na whisky me rum me hai,
dar asli zindagi ka mazaa to CHILAM me hai.

beta…itna marunga…..ke khada rahega to log bolenga…
KYA DANCE KAR RAHA HAI

Na Goliyon Ki Barsaat Se,
Na Khanjaron Ke Waar Se,
MiyaBhaai darte hai Toh Sirf Apne Parvar Digaar Se…

Duniya ka usool hai, jis cheez ke baare me sochna chhor do ge, jhakk marr k tumhare piche aayengi!!!
*stay away from girls*

Ladki aur cigrate kabhi hotho se nahi jaati hai….

Abe chilu!!!
Chalti ka chaam le..upar waale ka naam le….agar samaj na aae to zandu baam le….fir b na samaj aae to miyabhai ka haat thaam le…

Samjhpoor me nahi ayegi to kanpoor me ek khich k dunga

Humne bachpan me vitamin ki nai daring ki goli khai hai,
Isliye apna naam miyabhai hai!!

Ladki ke nakhre aur qurbani ke bakre hamesha mahenge he padte hai =))

Maarunga mu pe girega gu pe…
Maarunga pet bharke, hagega deg bhar ke.

Ek chai with adrak miya bhai hatele hai yeh
yaad rak

Jaha tera pasina!
Waha mera khoon.
Jab pade tujhe dande waha se mai gull

Duniya gol hai beta…………
1 na 1 din zarur vapis milenge…

Dikhna nahi aas paas , havaa aanede fast fsat

Abe ae bajj mat , aur chalke dikha chaaaaallllllll

Marunga bukka hagenga sukka

Ek duunga pait pe, khoon liklega lait ke

abe chanve jab tu pet mai tha tab mai eight mai tha

abe fatele theli ke nateeje, marunga idhar girega udhar

bete ..ek laafe mai 3 color ka mutega

jab tu tha theli mai, tab mai tha pehli mai samjha..

miyabhai ke sirf baato me hai itna dum ki jaha khada hojaye waha public kam

tok tok k kardunga beta teko char kyuki miya bhai k naam se chal raha hai aajtak ka samahchar

ek chai with adrak miya bhai hatele hai yeh yaad rak

oooo chicha.. Sun.. Its not “dude” its “bantai”…

maarunga dus , ginunga ek… Yaqeen nahi aata? To ungli karke dekh

1 mast chai… Dhoodh thok ke… Paani rok ke …

no fear no shy cause i am miyabhai

ek chai do khari ek miya dus pe bhari

laga toh teer nhi toh fakeer

bade kam karne ke liye bade ka khana padta hai

naam bata laash utha

beta tere wajha se tere sab area waale maar khayenge

jaha tumhare pateli khatam hotey hai waha hamare chaloo hotey hai

akad mat rakhad jayega miya bhai ke saath chal to jigar aayega

miyabhai kiske ? Khaaye piye aur khiske !

seedhi se baat hai bhai you hit me, “we” hit you

ilaka tera dhamaka mera

abey a chillar zyaada bej mat kharcha kar dunga

paani maango coke denge … Jaan maango seedha thok denge

jab tak rahega jhaad ka saaya, tab tak miyabhai khayega nalla aur paaya

jab apna kaam banta, bhaad me jaaye janta

upppar chattri neeche saaya bhaag beta tere baap miyabhai aaya…!!!

Abe agar meri hategi to beta teri fategi

Chal k dekha fast fast dek na nhi aspas

Miya bhai action mein toh duniya tension mein…

Miya bhai se jab tak hoti hai sabar………………………………..nahi to phir dikhata hai qabar…….

Miyabhai angaar to duniya bhangaar!

Aati ko ‘how r u’….
Aur jaati ko ‘who r u’….thats miyabhai

aati ghaati lal maati,
miyabhai ko dekh kar,
Gaand faati.

Khayega nalla to banegi jaan,
Dega fatka to banegi shaan

Miyabhai sirf allaha se darte,
Baki sab ko bharte

Miya bhai jab khade,,tab thande pad jaye batate or wade

Abey phoonk donga tau udd jayega,,or moot donga tau beh jayega

Miya bhai ki aisi h zubaan,ke samne wale ke chehre par aaye muskan

jyb me mudde h tau baat kar,nh tau mamla khallas kar

Hukke ki chimney aur miyabhai ki
Garmi dono se bach ke rehna kahi jal
Na jaye…

Chalte bano fast fast
Najar nai aana aas pass

Jab jab miyabhai ki hati toh sabko naan khatai bati

Miya bhai log ki nazar aisi,k public ki hojaye aisi ki tesi

Lada nh tau rawas h,nh tau kal tera amawas h

Mundi uper nazar neche,kyunke tera baap miya bhai peche

Allah ka karam hai,
Khoon apna garam hai,
Aur,
Islye,
Islam apna dharam hai.

Miyabhai ki hati hai,,
Akhkhe mumbai ki fati hai…..

Hazar rupiya kamata hu lakh rupiya udata hu tere jaise ko apni ungli pe nachata hu.

Ghati :hum do hamare do,
Miya bhai:hum do.aane do

Zyada ghoor mat warna moot dongana tau beh jayega.

Kaam tau raam karta h,miya bhai aaram karta h

Haq hai patel…… Raakh kay dhakel…..

Chal chal chalti me latak mat khamba padega ga lamba hojaega.

Yahan lag wahan lag lekin miyabhai ki naath me mat lag

Ek khayega, Aaj tak pe aayega

Miyabhai khaate hai raan…. Aur baaki khaate hai paan!

Jo garazte hain, woh baraste nahi.

Bani toh Bani, Nahi toh Abdul Gani.

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